What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.